Stick it in Your Ear!

Hi Folks!

Look!, Excuse me for living but you and I need to talk!

I don't know how many of you out there talk on your cell phones while you drive, I'll bet most of you will raise your hands.......now........how many of you talk on your cell phones without hands free devices?
Really???........what reason can you possibly have for NOT wearing one?

1. I just don't feel like wearing one.
2. I don't like the way it feels, it bothers me.
3. My friends make fun of me that I wear one.
4. I just had my hair done and don't want to ruin it.
5. I won't admit this but having that phone in my ear makes me feel important.
6. It looks like I have a bug in my ear.

Well, let me put this bug in your ear, I have actually tried to drive and talk on the cell phone without a hands free device just to get a feel for what the authorities/experts are talking about and believe me when I tell you, it's not easy to do and it's immensely dangerous and anyone who tells you that they can do it with no trouble is either a liar, a fool or both.
In so much as I enjoy today's Social Media frenzy, I enjoy having my cell phone with me when I'm driving and I feel helpless if I'm driving and I forget it at home, seeing as how pay phones are becoming as scarce as VCR's have, the cell phone is a trusted member of my inventory when I leave the house.
When I was commuting from home to Cedar Knolls every day to work, I was amazed at how many nitwits ignored New Jersey law that you must have a hands free device while on your phone and still had their cell phones stuck to their ears.
Then there are the retards who can't talk with the cell phone stuck to their ears and drive at the same time, ya know, akin to walking and chewing gum or rubbing your belly and the top of your head at the same time...these ding dongs just love doing 40 mph in the fast lane of the highway and when you high beam them, they flip you off like its your fault that they suck at multi-tasking, which they do bit then when three or four cars blow their doors off and get in front of them, they move over in almost a "I quit, I'm a dope, you win" maneuver.
Seriously?, you people are only hurting yourself, the fines are stiff and getting stiffer and taking an "It'll never happen to me, they won't pull me over" attitude over it only serves to make you a target and with the new bill they are trying to introduce where if you get into an accident, they will confiscate your phone to check it to see if you were on it at the time, it only makes sense to have one of these devices so.............STICK IT IN YOUR EAR!!!.....and save yourself a lot of grief and other people's as well.

Thank you for your time, this time, till next time!